Bill Clinton knew in his heart that he wanted to be a pokemon master (or, in his words, 'pokeman master'). He could be even more influential and popular and impress even more hawt interns so he could get moar pussy.
He set off on the long road to Kanto with his sexophone ([link]
), luring pokemans out from the tall grass by his sweet, erotic music. NO POKEMAN COULD RESIST HIS SEXOPHONE
Bill wanted to be the best pokemon trainer he could be, so he decided to go the 'natural' route. Being a natural guy, he got really high nearly 24/7. It was a spiritual experience; being at one with pokemon or some shit like that.
So he went across the land, beating gym leaders, catching pokemans, and of course, getting pussy.
He wrote back to Hillary:
Being the President of the United States is lame as hell. I'mma become the pokeman master so I don't think I'm coming back. Uh
SORRY HILL I'LL SEND YOU A HALLMARK GREETING CARD LATER, THE KIND THAT SINGS WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP
HOPE THAT MAKES THINGS BETTER
P.S: Tell Monica I said 'Hi'
WILL BILL BECOME THE POKEMAN MASTER???
ONLY TIME WILL TELL